11. I knew (POLITICIAN) chances of winning were like the part of the doughnut that goes around the hole - next to nothing!
12. They say the (WINNING CANDIDATE) has so much political influence that when his dentist finished working on his bridge, the governor came out to cut the ribbon.
13. Eventually they all figure it out. That when you continually shave a little off the top, sooner or later you're going to reach bottom.
14. They're conducting new Idol auditions at Pasadena's Rose Bowl. I know one girl who should be a shoo-in. Popular? You'd think she was the last tube of Clearasil at summer camp.
15. Saw one hunk standing in line to audition. He looked so healthy, I bet depressed germs invade his bloodstream to commit suicide!
16. Me, I would never have stood a chance to get on. When I was young, my acne was so bad, I was the only kid on the block whose complexion was constantly changing direction.
17. My brother has opened up a restaurant which is a puzzle to me. That last time I ate his cooking he served baked potato and I didn't know whether to eat it or pull the pin and throw it!
18. He's trying to get a little publicity with his menu. For instance, he doesn't serve a foot-long hot dog but a twenty centimeter weiner.
19. He said he had to do something. His bills were keeping him up at night. So here's a little hint for ya bro, STOP using them to stuff your mattress!
20. My brother just isn't good with business. For instance, how can he put his trust in a bank that has its drive-in window on the fifth floor?
Monday, August 14, 2006
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Monday, July 31, 2006
Not Enough Love
It was told, a so called impecunious young man his name Yogi Prasetyo, coming from
Indonesia. Its Family only simple family, if
cannot be referred is impecunious. Its everyday father work by trade sew
in its countryside
Because its obstinacy, Success yogi Studied in University Indonesia although with expense
patch up. During semester 4 in campus, Yogi infatuate with a girl
so called Ayu Wulaningrum, also both of the same Faculty is same faculty
Ayu is putri a regent distinguish for area of Yogyakarta as well as still
clan of keraton.
Although economical they far differ, but do not hinder both to is loving each other.
Ayu Father knowing its , him so love young man of clan
ordinary, do not can prevent its love billow of him. Hence so both have
passed, nuptials of keduanyapun carried out regally. Party
performed mass to accompany its nuptials of him
Father Yogi which do not have many estae, only can give aid
clothes contribution, counterpane, pillow case, all he make and he sew
special by xself for its nuptials of him
Is Ayu happy sit side by side with Yogi ? In the reality bliss of them do not
take place long. It is the time for night of wedding arrive. They are
entering happy matching with. But, when Yogi strip off it and remain to wear underwear pants, scream Ayu hardly, before finally faint do not awake x'self
All unmate of family and consanquinity of Ayu even also coming see
that occurence. Yogi still in a maze and look for soybean cake why its wife
insensible and hysterical. The seeing of underwear pants which he wear. Ouch, Yogi forget
if that underwear pants of its father stitching, is made of by ex- cloth is place of flour
wheat
In the middle of that underwear pants still , shown is clear article, " NET 25
Kgs". Of course direct Ayu faint to see it. Ayu cannot conceive how big weighing its contents of it
Don'T too serious of reading ,...hehe.
Indonesia. Its Family only simple family, if
cannot be referred is impecunious. Its everyday father work by trade sew
in its countryside
Because its obstinacy, Success yogi Studied in University Indonesia although with expense
patch up. During semester 4 in campus, Yogi infatuate with a girl
so called Ayu Wulaningrum, also both of the same Faculty is same faculty
Ayu is putri a regent distinguish for area of Yogyakarta as well as still
clan of keraton.
Although economical they far differ, but do not hinder both to is loving each other.
Ayu Father knowing its , him so love young man of clan
ordinary, do not can prevent its love billow of him. Hence so both have
passed, nuptials of keduanyapun carried out regally. Party
performed mass to accompany its nuptials of him
Father Yogi which do not have many estae, only can give aid
clothes contribution, counterpane, pillow case, all he make and he sew
special by xself for its nuptials of him
Is Ayu happy sit side by side with Yogi ? In the reality bliss of them do not
take place long. It is the time for night of wedding arrive. They are
entering happy matching with. But, when Yogi strip off it and remain to wear underwear pants, scream Ayu hardly, before finally faint do not awake x'self
All unmate of family and consanquinity of Ayu even also coming see
that occurence. Yogi still in a maze and look for soybean cake why its wife
insensible and hysterical. The seeing of underwear pants which he wear. Ouch, Yogi forget
if that underwear pants of its father stitching, is made of by ex- cloth is place of flour
wheat
In the middle of that underwear pants still , shown is clear article, " NET 25
Kgs". Of course direct Ayu faint to see it. Ayu cannot conceive how big weighing its contents of it
Don'T too serious of reading ,...hehe.
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